yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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