The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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