i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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