I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
