Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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