Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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