Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
