I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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