Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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