He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
