She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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