their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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