ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The Olympian is in my bed
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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