i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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