Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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