new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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