Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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