Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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