Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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