your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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