Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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