it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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