I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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