I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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