Porn is love you can see.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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