I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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