I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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