Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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