And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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