i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i will never coherently bang her
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
