Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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