We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We're too hungover to prance.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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