I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
