Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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