We won't sleep together?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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