we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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