it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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