He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
ttyl tear gas
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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