I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
A+ Viking dick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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