you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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