How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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