Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My vagina just clenched in fear
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