Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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