That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i think im in europe. pls send help
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