better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
