That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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