Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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