Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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