Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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