people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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