He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
