My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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