I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
the raccoons are back...
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