My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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